Dear Potential Reader,
The following short story a gross one. Told to gross out. Your mileage may vary.
This was a bedtime story told a bit briefer one night . . . and then was requested a second night. Either way, it’s never as great once it’s put to paper and the audience of an interested child or two isn’t there to make it feel like you’ve mastered storytelling.
Hope you enjoy.
All the best,
DAN JIRE
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