WORDING: HERB

Today’s wording is all about Herb Brooks, Herbie Hankcock, Herbie the Love Bug—no I mean herbs. One of those odd things the English language makes us remember is that there are silent h’s in our language. Like hour, when talking about an herb that is pronounced with a silent h we use ‘an’ instead of ‘a’.

I know it’s a silly rule, but I’ve always secretly liked it. I like saying ‘erb’ and if ever befriend a Herbert, I’m probably going to be obnoxious and call him Erb or Erbert or Erbie. Which I’m almost certain is a terrible joke he has heard way too many times before. So I’ll only refer to him that way in my head, lest I desire to lose a friend.

The silent h in herb really makes the word flow to that b sound at the end like a bubble gently breaking the water surface. Saying ‘Herb’ with the hard H sound reminds me of a frog late at night. Herb-bert-her-bert.

Other words that begin with a silent h also include:

honest, heir, honor, and the aforementioned: hour.

That’s pretty good company our herbs are in. Enjoy the silence.

WORDING is an ongoing (but irregular) series of posts I’ll be making about words. I won’t always delve into proper use. depending on the word and what it means to me and potentially others there may be articles about words that trigger me, words I love, words that always look misspelled to me and more.

WRITING TIPS: KNOCK IT OUT FIRST THING

The clock has struck 8 o’clock in the PM. You haven’t written all day–certainly intended to, needed to–but you didn’t. But you can’t stay up late, you’re all out of energy. You know whatever you force yourself to write you’ll have to rewrite. Why did you wait so long?

Most of us have all experienced that feeling that ‘now’ just isn’t the time to write something. We argue we don’t have time, we’re too drowsy, we just ate, or we need to wake up more.

Everyone is different, but when I’m making a run at a novel or other daily writing goal, getting it out of the way first thing really opens up the rest of the day. With the writing requirement fulfilled it takes the weight of stress off finding a time to write.

So, pour that hot tea or coffee and knock it out before the rest of your day (and your mind) decide ‘now’ is not the time.

WRITING TIPS: VERMILLION

Vermillion is this bright red color that looks like a fresh brick or how we’ve imagined the planet Mars for so long before a rover landed on it.

It’s a very specific red. It feels like it has teeth.

If you told me a character showed up in a shiny red car, my expectation would be a regular sports car–or just a new car. But if you told me he showed up in a shiny vermillion car, now I’m imagining something classic, something expensive, and the person stepping out of it might very well be hazardous to my health.

When reading, we pass over words we’ve seen a lot. They are unconsciously absorbed and exchanged for the next word. Words like ‘the’ ‘a’ ‘is’, they hardly register. And really you want those words to just serve their function, but when it comes to describing a scene or setting a mood, we need words that will trigger a response.

Basic colors like ‘white, brown, black, green, red, gray, blue, yellow, orange, purple’ will hold little sway in invoking the kind of imagery that wakes a reader’s mind and strikes them with that visual that transports them from written word to your scene.

Try using specific shades rather than sticking to the parts of the color wheel we all learned in kindergarten.

Of course, if you overuse those specific colors, they’re likely to lose their impact.

WRITING TIPS: SECLUDE YOURSELF

I can’t imagine writing in a coffee shop. But we see that in movies and TV shows all the time. it’s different for different people, but I believe I write best alone.

Purchasing a laptop really helped, although having an office and a desktop where you can close a door is great too. But for me, the laptop allowed me to write away from an internet connection in my car where no one would bother me.

Go somewhere you can tune out your surroundings. Find a time when distractions aren’t likely. Put the smart phone away and any other temptations.

If you make writing time about writing, you’ll be able to write, and the further away you can get from all the things you need to do around the house, the easier it’ll be not to procrastinate.

WRITING TIPS: CONVINCING ARGUMENT

I’ve heard a lot of metaphors for storytelling, but the one thing we’ve all experienced prior to fiction writing is Essay writing.

Think of your story as an essay. Remember you’ll need details and facts to convince your reader of not just what is unfolding but where and when it unfolds.

If you present a convincing argument, you’ll put your reader exactly where you want them to be.

Remember the best tips for essay writing?

Start with a great hook.

Stay on topic.

Provide examples.

Prove your argument.